Vocab's Wares

I have things for sale... such wonderful things. They are the stuff of nightmares, the stuff of dreams.

Back in the day, I wrote thousands of reviews and drinking games for movies. I still have them all, so I decided to publish some of them. Let's Get Drunk and Watch Horror Movies is the first volume. Will I ever get down to publishing more of these? Probably not, but I'll keep this one around, as it has drinking games for some of my favorite horror movies, including Dawn of the Dead and Return of the Living Dead. Here is the synopsis:  The Vocabulariast has been writing movie reviews and drinking games for years. Collected in this volume are reviews and drinking games for the following movies: the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, the Friday the 13th franchise, the Evil Dead franchise, Demons, Demons 2, the Halloween franchise, the Phantasm franchise, the Poltergeist franchise, the Resident Evil franchise, the Sleepaway Camp franchise, and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise.

Click here to buy Let's Get Drunk and Watch Horror Movies from amazon.com.

You can also buy this book from numerous other ebook retailers.

Here is the first book I ever published. It's a good read, darker than it had to be I suppose. But some people like it that way. Here is the synopsis: A lost and broken man wanders the city of Portland, Oregon. After a night of lust, he is convinced that he is a vampire. When he encounters a homeless veteran, the two build a synergistic bond of insanity that compels them to end the vampire menace in Portland. Are they simply insane or actually killing vampires?

Unmade is a horror mystery that is not for the squeamish. It's a radical re-envisioning of the vampire mythos, which will satisfy those who yearn for a return to the days when vampires didn't glitter.

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Unmade is only available on Amazon.com.

This is The Abbey! I enjoyed writing this one a lot. It's got a spooky, Indiana Jones type vibe. The ending really messes with people from what I've heard, Check out the synopsis: In the desolate mountains of Scotland, there is an abbey that time has forgotten. Its buildings have crumbled, and the monks that once lived there, guarding the abbey's secret, are long dead. When the journal of a crazed monk is discovered, so is the secret of Inchorgrath Abbey. There are tunnels underneath the abbey and in them resides a secret long forgotten. Together with a group of mercenaries, her would-be boyfriend, and her cutthroat professor, Lasha Arkeketa will travel across the world to uncover the secret of The Abbey.

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